Does Doing a Muppet Count as Bestiality?

Fellatio is not an opera

Fuck Art - Let's Dance!

Goddess grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference

I Fuck Anything that Moves - So Don't Fidget

I have slept with everyone in this city

I may not be cheap but I am on special this week

I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

I tried to contain myself but I escaped

If you're not making waves... kick harder!

It's been lovely but I have to scream now

Jesus Loves You - Everyone Else Thinks You're an Asshole

Just visiting this planet

Nobody Knows I'm a Cyberporn Star

Run away as fast as you can

Sin boldly

Sin without shame

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes

 Too Shallow To Love, Too Jaded to Care

Want a taste of religion? Lick a witch!